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Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby Ironmonkie » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:08 pm

First off, I'm a dude, and I don't have big boobs, but my wife does. She's starting out in airsoft, and I want to get her something to protect her a bit, but I'm having a little trouble as she is VERY top heavy! Do y'all have any suggestions?
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby Reeko » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:30 pm

this thread is begging for trolls. im trying my best not to do it myself. I would suggest a battle belt with H suspenders.
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby ogrejager » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:50 pm

The MAV's from Tactical Tailor should work, too.

Oh, when you find something. . . we want pictures!
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby ClownBaby » Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:34 pm

WTF

Yeah, you shouldn't feed the trolls.
But yes, we probably need some photos to help us "research" what rig would work best for her, for safetys sake. :lol:
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby Ironmonkie » Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:00 am

Not that y'all would be seeing much, she doesn't dress that provocatively, hell, she won't even dress up for me! :( If it helps, she wears a 44G bra.
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby pathfinder » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:47 am

the pattern is full ghostrider....trolls incoming. they are gathering with improvised weapons by the thousands...

if pics of huge tits in tac vests are not supplied, i think they may try to break their king "KA-BAR " out of prison for a revolt of epic proportions.
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby Kommodant » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:37 am

I had a similar issue with one of my exs. We finally decided that a LBV was the way to go since it's web and cloth. I still use that LBV, except now its stretched out in the chest :roll:
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby ClownBaby » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:06 am

Morgan, that may have been the funniest thing I've ever read on AP. Thank you!

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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby MillerSA15 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:32 pm

This thread needs pics, not more talking about pics.

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You're welcome...although from the sounds of it, your wife's boobs are bigger.
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby Darius137 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:05 pm

A belt system is the way to go, for sure. Another option is a bandolier, which then separates teh boobs to make them more pronounced for distraction purposes.

You can also wear a low hanging chest rig, that is more of a stomach-rig. I usually wear my chest rigs loose and on my belly. Some Russian vests do that quite well,

http://www.srvv.org/en/catalog/1319/29233/

Belt setup. If she needs more space, add some droplegs.

Another option is a backpack with a MOLLE cummerbund, that has mag pouches on her sides.
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby Ironmonkie » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:05 pm

Darius137 wrote:A belt system is the way to go, for sure. Another option is a bandolier, which then separates teh boobs to make them more pronounced for distraction purposes.

You can also wear a low hanging chest rig, that is more of a stomach-rig. I usually wear my chest rigs loose and on my belly. Some Russian vests do that quite well,

http://www.srvv.org/en/catalog/1319/29233/

Belt setup. If she needs more space, add some droplegs.

Another option is a backpack with a MOLLE cummerbund, that has mag pouches on her sides.

That vest may work, little pricey.
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby Ironmonkie » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:06 pm

ClownBaby wrote:Morgan, that may have been the funniest thing I've ever read on AP. Thank you!

It's only March, but could this be the thread of the year!?!

Wow! Only my second thread, too!
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby ClownBaby » Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:41 pm

So I was doing some research, think I solved the puzzle.
Have her checkout http://www.tacticalcorset.com, their custom section. They've got molle and camo there. These are the people who made Alices' vest in Resident Evil, Billy Connollys in Boondock Saints, and some of the vests in the G.I. Joe movies. They've also got some cool custom pouches. Handy lady friendly sizing charts. Make sure to see the "ns3c" (or something like that) tactical vest, pretty cool.

Now, back to my "research."
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby Ironmonkie » Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:51 pm

ClownBaby wrote:So I was doing some research, think I solved the puzzle.
Have her checkout http://www.tacticalcorset.com, their custom section. They've got molle and camo there. These are the people who made Alices' vest in Resident Evil, Billy Connollys in Boondock Saints, and some of the vests in the G.I. Joe movies. They've also got some cool custom pouches. Handy lady friendly sizing charts. Make sure to see the "ns3c" (or something like that) tactical vest, pretty cool.

Now, back to my "research."

I was actually wanting to get her one of those! She looks damn good in a corset (no, I will not post pics of her in a corset).
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Re: Tac Vest for big boobs

Postby ClownBaby » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:32 pm

My bad, try their facebook
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