Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops

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Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops

Postby Knuckles » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:50 am

For all of you who thought Chuck Norris was solely an American icon, think again:

Rueters wrote:"I've seen his videos, he's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like [Chuck] Norris," Khaled Hussein said.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080310/peo ... _norris_dc

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Postby Raging Hormann » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:37 am

That rocks. I like the one about Laughter.
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Postby White_Knight » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:13 pm

That's a cool article. It's almost like he's more famous now than he was when he was actually making movies.
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Postby Howe » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:54 pm

He didn't make movies he simple allowed a camera man follow him around and film his life...
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Postby Raging Hormann » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:29 pm

Nice.

Chuck Norris doesn't live life, he dreams about it.
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Postby Knuckles » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:32 pm

Big_red wrote:Nice.

Richard Simmons doesn't live life, he dreams about it.


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Postby Raging Hormann » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:22 pm

That's interesting.
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Postby Fluffy » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:38 pm

and a fricken classic. never gets old. i thought the guy was awesome for a long time. and love the jokes. glad to see he goes to Iraq.
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Postby Raging Hormann » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:04 pm

No, he doesn't go to Iraq, it gets so scared that it runs away, but because it travels around the world, it ends up right under his feet.
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Postby Matt » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:02 am

Well, given the fact that old Chuck has made front page news here on AP, I have lifted the Chuck Norris ban. Now you can spell Chuck Norris the way it was intended to be spelled.

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Postby Raging Hormann » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:47 am

Hah, noticed that one...
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