Santas War II: Santas Stand Up Fight UPDATED WITH DIRECTIONS

[Novoselic]

okay, I should be coming with 3-5 people all for santa side thx

[Deleteplz]

IMPORTANT UPDATE
Change in Venue.

Its still in the same general area, but at a different location. There is no address. If you must have mapquest, you're upsidedown. Follow the directions, and you can not get lost.

From Portland
Drive down Highway 26 WEST. My math says about 37 miles. 2 miles past the Timber Junction, you will see a sign that looks like THIS. Turn RIGHT at that sign. I swear, it is about 2 miles WEST of Timber Junction. You are now on a gravel/dirt road. You will follow this road about 2 miles. You will come up on a fork in the road, stay LEFT. This will wind up around the hill and at about the 2 mile mark, you'll run into the parking area.

I am going to get up there early, to start setting up things. If you get there before I do . . . . I dont know what to tell you. Its a turn-out, in a big tear-drop shape. There is a sign on a tree that says 2. Just keep your eyes out for a green 4 runner, and a sign that says "SANTA/GRINCH" that I am going to put up that morning.

Thanks for that Alex, I was getting worried that I wouldn't get to shoot the grinchler.


Santa's side will prevail!

[RedSpo0n]

Santas army is nothing but elven slaves pressed into combat. You will falter and die at the hands of the men of the FREE Grinistani army.

[Knuckles]

...how disconcerting.

Go be a good little grinchlet and run along now. It's not too late to be a good boy and defect to the one TRUE side, that of SANTA'S ARMY!

If you don the red hat, I can guarantee you safe passage. If you choose not to don the red hat, I can guarantee you a journey through painville.

Ho Ho Hose 'em down!

[RedSpo0n]

ALL HAIL THE FREE GRINCHISTAN!


*Gonna be some good times And I'll gladly balance to the reds should it be needed :P *

[Fred]

ok, my ride bailed... I need a ride again

[Sleepy]

You might as well appeal against the thunder-storm as against these terrible hardships of war. They are inevitable, and the only way the people of Grinchistan can hope once more to live in peace and quiet at home, is to stop the war, which can only be done by admitting that it began in error and is perpetuated in pride.

[Junto]

Thanks for the update, Alex.

Santa shall prevail! FOR THE CHILDREN!

[Pulsipher]

the forces of grinchistan will march well prepared to meet the unrighteous forces of Santa on the plains of battle

[Bush Killer]

Pfft...you guys are just pissed off because you don't have your 70 elf virgins yet...but we of Santa's Army will be happy to acquaint you...

[BattlePope]

I would love to go to this, damn car payments and their money-costing.

[mmmsammichmaker]

4+ here, preferably on santa's side

[Junto]

DANIEL! Sweet! I haven't seen you at a game in FOREVER.

[RedSpo0n]

The Proud people of Grinchistan Have never errored! Not once has our great nation made a misstep. We turned a blind eye to your occupation of our lands in the north - allowing you to live in the freedom provided by our great land - but no longer.

Our elven brothers shall be freed from your tyranical oppression and VILE toy-crafting ways.

Rise to the aid of our elven brother and sisters, men! Never step down from your duty to destroy the usurper of our right place as prime exporter of christmas toys. Rise with me! Bring an end to the powerless and impotent mockery of our proud heratige that is Santa and his meriless corruption of our peoples.

Prove once and for all that Grinchistan is the ruler of all things toy!

*If you guys dont' show up with more toys then the losers in red, I'm gonna defect, damn it!!*

[Junto]

You create cheap, outsourced plastic toys of questionable construction! The children choke on their small parts and when their parents try to sue, you blame it on the Chinese factory workers who made them!

The workers are starved and whipped for your sins! Some are still children! Children who deserve toys, but don't get them!

THIS IS THE PRICE OF GRINCHZI TYRANNY!

Santa's army fights for the children!