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[Eyes On]

Skipper, I am putting a box of hookers in the mail for you tomorrow!

[Pharaoh 6]

Gunny,

I'm not up to speed on Marine Corps lingo, but I think that was directed at me. If so please don't send me any women. I have a wife and three daughters so there is already too much estrogen in my house.

P6

[thejerk211]

thank you Pharaoh 6 and Steve its might seem silly to some people. But these claims can't stand with out merit. Other wise it taints every one that really does do the dirty work over seas. Like seal team six. men who do there job with out credit and praise. Humbly and for the guy next to him and for the country they love. That is why we need to keep this sort of fraud in check.

Also I almost traded some gear with this guy before I knew all this. I now only see that as becoming a bad deal real quick.

so thanks every one for standing up for the guys that most of the time don't even tell ya they are who they are.

[Snake_Eyes]

Well the lasik thing checks out and while I was upset how soon you all jumped on his a$$ without giving them a chance to prove himself you hit the nail on the head it seems. My advice, first question in PMs. Its appalling how many times I come on here to see the lack of respect and nearly no regard for the what ifs.

Now very few of you know this but I am getting PRK eye surgery this wednesday which is the ONLY laser eye surgery approved by SF and other SOF units. I myself am in a SOF unit (Special Operations Forces) I spent nearly a year at Fort Bragg at the JFKSWC(S) training to be a Civil Affairs Specialist. Now that I am on reserve status I fall under USACAPOC. However when Im active CA I fall under USASOC. All of this information is able to be found online and Im not breaking OPSEC. I graduated on Commandants List top 5 of my class last June 4th 2010.

Also I intend to go through SFAS within the year after my healing period is over for my eyes. Many of my battles have done deployments with SF and have SF combat patches, does that make them SF? Nope, but serving with those guys is honor enough. We do fall under SOF though.

Any of you all that have been to Camp Mackall know how far out it is. Loved my time there and in the field.

PFC Patrick Weber 38B

@Steve and P6: Nice work on investigating

@Everyone else: I suggest that before you instantly call someones bluff, do some politely in PMs. I have know several current 1st Grp guys and 7th Grp guys that I have sent this way and took one look and said "Thanks but no thanks."

edit: Didnt see you helped out too P6 my bad =) edited toow respect

[shakespeare]

I wasn't really sure this guy was legitimate . . . so I commented on his stuff asking what kind of paint he uses. I become a bit nervous if someone offering a service isn't willing to stand behind their work enough to describe what materials they use.

[Matt]

This thread needs a monkey story.

[Snake_Eyes]

So this one time I tried to rob a guy, but he had a trunk monkey and I got knocked out.

[Switchback]

This thread needs a monkey story.

Done. Not really a story, but enough monkey to make up for that.

Story added for You, Sir.

Once upon a time there was a happy monkey. He was a small brown monkey. He lived in a tree in the middle of the warm jungle. His name was Howard. One day, Howard was walking along the river. He was going to go and buy some bananas from his friend Hippo. Hippo had the best bananas in town. “Hello, Hippo,” said Howard. “Do you have any bananas for me?” “Yes,” said Hippo, “Thirty figs for a bunch of bananas.” “That’s expensive,” said Howard. “Well, bananas are hard to get this year,” said Hippo. “What can you give me for fifteen figs?” asked Howard. “I can give you half a bunch,” said Hippo. “Ok,” said Howard. “I’ll take it.” Howard took the bananas from Hippo and went home to eat his dinner.

Another one.

Once upon a time there was a horrible monkey. He was a mean grumpy monkey. He lived in a garbage can in the middle of the city dump. His name was Oscar. One day, Oscar was grumbling along the sewer. He was going to go and finagle some Tylenol from his neighbor Sewer Rat Boy. Sewer Rat Boy had the cheapest Tylenol in town. “AAAARGH!, Sewer Rat Boy,” said Oscar. “Do you have any Tylenol for me?” “Yes,” said Sewer Rat Boy, “Thirty bucks for a bottle of Tylenol.” “That’s expensive,” said Oscar. “Well, I can't open the childproof caps this year,” said Sewer Rat Boy. “What can you give me for fifteen bucks?” asked Oscar. “I can give you an attitude adjustment,” said Sewer Rat Boy. “Ok,” said Oscar. “I’ll take it.” Sewer Rat Boy bonked Oscar the Horrible Monkey on the head with a kiwi fruit. Oscar got all woozy and fell asleep. He wasn't so grumpy when he woke up. Grumpy monkeys usually just need a nap.

I'm done for now.

[Snake_Eyes]

THATS THE ONE!!!!

[chapped]

That's not a monkey story.

[Eyes On]

Jesus wept!

[Juicemachine]

bleeding Chinese knockoff monkey stories, man.

[Eyes On]

There will be no Monkey Story(tm) in this thread. You guys can all thank Switchback.

[Shiloh]

You see what happens when you piss off Gunny?!?!?! Now we don't get the obligatory monkey story, which would no doubt somehow involve a hooker, some sort of 80's sedan, and pineapples.

How a monkey fits into that I'm not sure, but knowing Gunny it would be awesome nonetheless.

[Pacman]

Thanks alot Switchback, we've been deficit a monkey story for some time