Desert Rat Airsoft Team Now Accepting Applications

[Ollie Twist]

I thought you had a TM AK-47?

yeah, but I wanna use my uzi exclusively. I think we're ready to "take it to the next level"

Carry both on the field.

AK-47 for showing people what happens when they get out of the uzi's range.

But really, I used a TM Uzi last weekend, that thing is a freaking lazer.

[Tyrant]

Or makeshift an Outer barrel for a super UZI.

I already PM'd Killbucket about an Uzi light machine gun. Longer barrel, maybe fatten the grip and upgrade to 5.7, get a drum, a bipod..

He only said I was dumb.

That....is the coolest idea i have ever heard. Get it done! I wanna see what this mini-beast would look like.

[Junto]

Meh. Get a longer inner barrel and lovingly wrap a suppressor around the outside to conceal it.

This method is acceptable AND attractive.

[Darius137]

I will inshallah with tax returns.

It will need some sort of 30 power scope and no internal upgrades.

[IrishAsasin]

try more like a 4 power acog. it will more than get the job done.

[Darius137]

try more like a 4 power acog. it will more than get the job done.

Sir, the point is not practical NOR tactical. It is reaching ludicrous speed and killing you and your tactical/practical weapon on the field of battle.

Sort of like the skinny that shot the delta guys in somolia with a busted AK47.

[Tyrant]

try more like a 4 power acog. it will more than get the job done.

Sir, the point is not practical NOR tactical. It is reaching ludicrous speed and killing you and your tactical/practical weapon on the field of battle.

Sort of like the skinny that shot the delta guys in somolia with a busted AK47.

I thought the point was to be the most badass meanie around leading the charge into everything with a TM Uzi. Am I wrong?

[Darius137]

try more like a 4 power acog. it will more than get the job done.

Sir, the point is not practical NOR tactical. It is reaching ludicrous speed and killing you and your tactical/practical weapon on the field of battle.

Sort of like the skinny that shot the delta guys in somolia with a busted AK47.

I thought the point was to be the most badass motherf***er around leading the charge into everything with a TM Uzi. Am I wrong?

No sir.

[Junto]

The Desert Rat Airsoft Team would like everyone to know that we will be out in force at Steel Talon this weekend. If you are camping and you would like to talk to us, look for the people in Tiger Stripe and come have a chat.

[Mobius]

And the US forces would like Desert Rat to know that they are going to get stomped.....

Sorry Grayson I couldn't help it. Nothing but love man

[Darius137]

Don't mess with DRAT you lilly livered pansy-waist!

[Darius137]

If DRAT is going to the Manicotti Incident as the mystery gang, is Ollie going to dress up as Scrappy Doo?


But are Junto and Valupta going to fight over who gets to be Velma?

[Junto]

And the US forces would like Desert Rat to know that they are going to get stomped.....

Sorry Grayson I couldn't help it. Nothing but love man

We sure did... Yep... Totally didn't whup your fannies right out of our country while hopped up on cocaine and adrenaline.

Cartel for the win.

[CBeran]

Ya Cartel bent the US forces over and blasted them to oblivion...

[Junto]

-dusts off the thread-

I believe this is called a "bump". We're still accepting applications.