(new) team W.A.R. (War Against Reality)

[Haloeclipse]

Delta Ops Uber Cool Halo Echelon Bastard Assault Ground Squad

I think that name is a keeper

[Catch22]

Too bad the name Team Awesome is already taken.

[Deathlycobra]

...no i'm sadly sick today as a matter of fact don't blame us blame our teachers because i've never had lower than a B in english

Then type like you've never gotten under a B in English.

[DMitri]

No. Sadly, I'm sick today. As a matter of fact, don't blame us, blame our school's board of directors; because, I've never had lower than a B in English.

Fixed.

Nasty touched on it. The reason you've never had lower than a B in English is because you're graded on effort, not ability. You likely regularly go to class and do your homework, that's enough to get you through most high-schools with a good score. Congratulations, you won the game.

[Mini-Marine]

Killer
Infantry
Death
Squad

[Solid]

Killer
Infantry
Death
Squad

We have a winner methinks.

[loaf]

...no i'm sadly sick today as a matter of fact don't blame us blame our teachers because i've never had lower than a B in english

Yeah.....in the US Education system, that's not much to brag about....


I don't know why schools ban porn but not AP. AP has been much more traumatizing to my psyche than any porn ever has...

lol, yeah well most of us figured out how to bypass the lock, and not only the U.S. but PPS, my Spanish teacher had a home made hairspray + lighter flame thrower go off behind his head and he didn't notice.

[ogrejager]

I have a new, favorite emoticon.

Kid, can you do us a favor? You've received at least a B in English, right?

So, 15--that's a sophomore, right? I'm thinking by sophomore you've maybe, just possibly, heard of CAPITALIZATION and PERIODS? Here, I'll use both in this sentence as an example.

Please, please realize that if you want to be taken even vaguely seriously around here--try to type like you're in the English class you're so proud of.

Juice, kill. Heh--I'm sending another 15 year old after a 15 year old.

[KA-BAR]

...no i'm sadly sick today as a matter of fact don't blame us blame our teachers because i've never had lower than a B in english

classic case of " No child left behind", and its not working....


I WANT MY bleeding TAX DOLLARS BACK NOW!

[Brandon197]

Just wondering, is there a mandatory issue at your school were every student is given a passing grade?

[Papi]

Delta Ops Uber Cool Halo Echelon Bastard Assault Ground Squad

I think that name is a keeper

Can i keep that one for when I make my own team one day?

[Juicemachine]

Juice, kill.

With pleasure.

Now, I'd love to harp on your inability to form a sentence with any degree of coherency whatsoever, but I feel that it would be out of my place, as a teacher has already done that, and I'm relatively confident you're perfectly capable of completing the aforementioned task. I'm thinking that you simply don't give two shits about what your typing looks like, because this in the Internet. There are plenty of people (most of which are, not to stereotype, fifteen or younger) who feel this way, but they all have a basic flaw in their thought process: they (and you) still want to be taken seriously, even with the general lack of respect that they (and, again, you) have for this community. If you genuinely want to be taken seriously and listened to, rather than laughed at and chastised, start acting like it. Basically, if you want be to care about your team, at least make it look like you do.

I’ll now commence my real rant: a rant about the actual idea behind this “team”.

oh crap well then i guess i'll change the name once i can find a new idea
EDIT: they aren't registered as an ap team so i didnt know

If you haven’t been here, or haven’t read the forums, long enough to know who WAR is (or at least that there’s a team called WAR), you really shouldn’t be starting a team. If you really want to be a supah-1337 Delta Force Ranger Marine Sniper Spetsnaz Airborne Green Beret tactical ninja like in COD4, play COD4 or join one of the many other SF-based teams around here. To do so, though, you’d need gear, which brings me to my second point:

please consider joining our team for a while i will most likely be behind the scenes as i have no equipment yet

You don’t have any gear or experience, but you’re qualified to lead a team? Somehow, this doesn’t make sense to me. Perhaps you’ve played enough Starcraft to “pwn all teh newbz”, but that doesn’t make you a tactician in any sense of the word. To me, it seems you’re just starting this team to make your e-penis bigger and to mooch off of people, an accusation which you confirmed in your original post.

i'd be more than happy to have you all we require is that you let the team use the sniper it will probably be me operating it and if you're worried about it breaking we often have fund raiser events to help tune fields and fund our team so we can re-reimburse you with the money we raise

This chunk of barely-readable text not only supports my previously-made point, it brings up a few questions: What sort of “fundraisers” do you plan on hosting? Who would get the money? How would the team who helps be compensated? Something tells me these events will be to fund your own personal lack of gear, judging by your plea for snipers to let you use their rifles for joining the team. Also, what fields do you play at? Why do you need to maintain your mommy’s backyard, or that chunk of woods in the park nobody can see into? If you have actual, legal fields, please let the community know, otherwise, come to ours.

first of all to Matt we wont be an active team for a while due to a lack of knowledge

Then why are you making a post now? If you really want to have a team, get the logistics set up first, THEN post. If you don’t you sound like a blithering toddler who wants to ride with the big boys on his Bog Wheels.


Now, I’d love to continue this lovely post, but Ms. Juicyfruit needs attention, and I’m sick of rereading this thread to quote it.

One last thing, I've come up with my suggestion for your team name: Battle Infantry Tactical Canadian High-speed EOD Squad







Note to all: this is my first Karma-style rant post, so don't judge me TOO harshly.

[Bad Karma]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

This thread is now about boobies and vaginas. Subsequent posts that are not in direct relation to either boobies or vaginas mean that you are a cocksucking ass-admiral.

EDIT: Good job, Juice.

EDIT AGAIN: That was actually exceptional.

That is all.

[~Thunder~]

Juice, kill.

With pleasure.

Here's a treat, let go of his throat.

[Bad Karma]

I don't see boobies or vagina...