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Postby Ivan Daylovich™ » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:20 am

Any misdemeanors not including traffic violations while on a bicycle.
Any Felony with a funny story.
Any crime against the opposite sex if they were asking for it.
Any crime against the same sex if a bet was involved.
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Postby VogonFord » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:47 am

Detected, did no goin’ and you tell me do things, I done runnin’
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Postby Jester316 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:51 am

If a hoe is slapped on Sunday, and pays her pimp $143 on Tuesday. How much cocaine was snorted in November?
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Postby Tombstone » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:52 am

I want to join!
I may not be strong but...I am slow.
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Postby JamesW » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:53 am

Jester316 wrote:If a hoe is slapped on Sunday, and pays her pimp $143 on Tuesday. How much cocaine was snorted in November?

14 kilos
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Postby Ivan Daylovich™ » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:35 am

Jester316 wrote:If a hoe is slapped on Sunday, and pays her pimp $143 on Tuesday. How much cocaine was snorted in November?


Porkchop sandwiches!
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Postby Ivan Daylovich™ » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:41 am

Tombstone wrote:I want to join!
I may not be strong but...I am slow.


We need an old guy to make fun of for being married.
Or a married guy to make fun of for being old, not sure which.
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Postby Sir Stubby Eyre » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:08 am

Ivan Daylovich wrote:
Tombstone wrote:I want to join!
I may not be strong but...I am slow.


We need an old guy to make fun of for being married.
Or a married guy to make fun of for being old, not sure which.


I will volunteer Pac Man for that position.
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Postby Juicemachine » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:51 am

I think in reading the following application, I am extremely qualified for this team. If you see it fit, I would be happy to don my tactical gear, my tactical helmet, my tactical boots, and my tactical codpiece, in order to adequately serve as Team Tactical's tactical jailbait.

PHYSICAL QUALIFICATIONS
I can run a mile in nearly 9 minutes.
I can almost do a pushup.
I can easily hop over obstacles up to 8" high.
I don't require winter clothing, as my ample bosoms keep me well insulated.

INTELLECTUAL REQUIREMENTS
I can easily solve the number puzzles.
I can multiply numbers up to 5 in my head, except for 3 and 4.
I can easily memorize sequences of letters and numbers, provided I have a pen and pad handy.


Thanks for considering my application!
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Postby albacore » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:02 am

Ivan Daylovich wrote:Any crime against the same sex if a bet was involved.


Don't fall for Juice's story that a bet was involved.
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Postby Night_Stocker » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:08 am

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If $400,000 a year is low-class, I'm totally f***ed.
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Postby pathfinder » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:35 am

i am taking over this team.
Promoters who charge $40 for a game they just copy and paste, does not give a crap about you, they care about money.
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Postby Matt » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:12 am

Oh jesus! Better quit my team and join this new one. NEW is always better.
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Postby Geschutz » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:33 am

Matt wrote:Oh jesus! Better quit my team and join this new one. NEW is always better.


Now that is the spirit!

Can I join and carry two M4's and two pistols at the same time?

I can be tactinothing!
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Postby God » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:41 am

I'm asian, so I should automatically be qualified as I'm a minority.
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