SOTA, LLC Presents Ash Bash IV: 13 March 2010

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Postby Darius137 » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:34 am

Here, I'll break it down for you:

BZ Corporation: Outsiders, bullys, hired thugs
The BZ Corporation is a large for profit company that sends hired thugs to steal the world's wealth for an over priveledged minority.

They send operator cap polo wearing nubs with manicured beards who like to think that they are special forces, when the real soldiers are nearby, the distinction is clear.

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Azerbaijini Popular Front Party [APFP]: Tumor of Azerbaijan
Then you have the rebels of the APFP. A bunch of young, angry men who are rising up in an over romanticized coup that boils down to a bunch of kids who can't find work and are too lazy to make their own work. Unhappy with the way things are going and unwilling to get degrees and move somewhere with actual jobs, they instead choose to continue having 5.5 kids per household and overpopulating a depressed economic market, screwing over genetic lines in a mad dash to failure.

Is this the face of someone who wants to help make Azerbaijan a better place?
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Look at these citizens, throwing "help-stones" to the police who are keeping the citizens safe:
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Looting, impeding people willing to work, and still complaining that it's our fault!
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Internal Troops of Azerbaijan [ITA]: Stoic defenders of freedom
MEANWHILE, you have the ITA or Internal Troops. Troops internal and belonging to Azerbaijan, who are from Azerbaijan and for the people, trying to stop the rampant looting of National treasures by mercenary BZ outsiders, while protecting hard working Azerbaijanis from forces of evil.

Here a small detachment of ITA Marines move in on a BZ Corp rape den, purchased with money stolen from a children's hospital by the APFP:
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Join the ITA now and defend your homeland from the misguided and the malicious!
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Postby Variable » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:44 am

Did the Army teach you propaganda or did you learn it in school?
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Postby Jester316 » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:48 pm

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Postby Riddick » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:53 pm

there is a spelling indicator on your page
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Postby Wombat Six » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:13 pm

Friends, Azerbaijinis, countrymen:

It is clear now that the government is on the verge of collapse. They are incapable of defending you from outside aggressors and their attempts to crush popular dissent have failed. They paint us as rock throwing simpletons, but we have overcome their attempts to crush our organization!

The people have spoken! Get foreign mercenaries out of our country! We must have democratic representation! Join the Azerbaijini Popular Front Party today! We will ensure your freedom! We will repel these foreign invaders!
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Postby Variable » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:20 pm

The government is on the verge of collapse. Trust in the legitimate armed forces of YOUR country to restore order and usher in a new era of prosperity to the land!

Under martial law Azerbaijan will be transformed into Whoreland. We will sell oil to the rest of the world, and offer top notch sex tourism to all people!
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Postby sig » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:50 pm

Variable wrote:The government is on the verge of collapse. Trust in the legitimate armed forces of YOUR country to restore order and usher in a new era of prosperity to the land!

Under martial law Azerbaijan will be transformed into Whoreland. We will sell oil to the rest of the world, and offer top notch sex tourism to all people!


You make a very compelling argument. +1 for IToA please.
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Postby dirtsoldier » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:05 pm

Me + 2 for BZ corp Please :D
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Postby PanzerFaust » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:16 am

What. You don't like sex tourism?!
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Postby Mini-Marine » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:02 am

The Azerbaijani government is telling you nothing but lies.

At least least the BZ Corporation has the decency to admit they with to plunder the natural wealth of our homeland.

Join the APFP in removing this evil and dictatorial regime so that free and fair election can be had and Azerbaijani can decide their own fate.

If we do not act now, foreign powers, or power hungry thugs who call themselves the military will decide our fate.

My countrymen, we must stand united against these threats not only for ourselves, but for the lives of our children and grandchildren!
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Postby KA-BAR » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:23 am

i just showed up to shoot the locals, maybe get laid.
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Postby ogrejager » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:51 pm

I have a long-standing "pending" on my joining of the BZCorp private forums. Could some one please rectify that? Thanks!
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Postby SOTA_Events » Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:43 am

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Postby Switch » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:00 am

PanzerFaust wrote:What. You don't like sex tourism?!


You know I do! Go ITA!
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Postby Sho Nuff » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:13 am

I still need to be added to BZ CORP.
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