More Cleansing of the Gene Pool is Obviously Needed

[ScaredShooter]

...most phones, if you have no service for your particular company and another does, they will be able to call 911 using the service available.

True fact.
And you can call 911 with a payphone, without any quarters! If you can still find a payphone.

Funny funny!

“The man turned out to be a boy playing "Army" with his cousin, carrying a toy gun painted black to look for realistic.”

I was amused by the syntax problems in the above sentence. To look for realistic…

Affirm - the comments are fantastic.

[Junto]

God
bleeding
Dammit

[McNair]

If you read the comments it looks as if the spelling and sentence structure was even more upsidedown up earlier.

[Mr. Technicality]

I wasn't expecting the comments to be so agreeable. I am most pleased.

[Kommodant]

Here's a story for you that happened to me.

When I was a sophomore in high school, my friend and I where filming a video for our English class during the late period of the day. I was playing a news reporter, wearing a green blazer and casually doing a report as he filmed. simple enough. When we had finished, he took the camera and the mics and I carried the heavy steel tripod made during the Cold War. Being a weakling around that time, it required me to use both arms to carry it (and i was too small to have it on my shoulder). I took it to the room and went to my next class. 10 minutes before class ended, the principle announced over the PA that there was a gun men in green fatigues with a heavy machine gun in the building and for everyone to stay in their classes. I happened to sneak a peak outside and saw basically the city SWAT and the whole PD outside with K9 sniffing the buses for bombs. Few minutes later it was decided it was a false alarm and security cam recordings showed it was me carrying the tripod. Some girl though it was a gun. I got two months detention for disruption of the learning environment -_-

In conclusion, it was a tripod people...come on

[Limpy]

I cried.

[Junto]

Here's a story for you that happened to me.

When I was a sophomore in high school, my friend and I where filming a video for our English class during the late period of the day. I was playing a news reporter, wearing a green blazer and casually doing a report as he filmed. simple enough. When we had finished, he took the camera and the mics and I carried the heavy steel tripod made during the Cold War. Being a weakling around that time, it required me to use both arms to carry it (and i was too small to have it on my shoulder). I took it to the room and went to my next class. 10 minutes before class ended, the principle announced over the PA that there was a gun men in green fatigues with a heavy machine gun in the building and for everyone to stay in their classes. I happened to sneak a peak outside and saw basically the city SWAT and the whole PD outside with K9 sniffing the buses for bombs. Few minutes later it was decided it was a false alarm and security cam recordings showed it was me carrying the tripod. Some girl though it was a gun. I got two months detention for disruption of the learning environment -_-

In conclusion, it was a tripod people...come on

GOD
bleeding
DAMMIT

Fear culture. Look it up, fight it.

[ogrejager]

Two years ago, LBCC security told me the story of a different campus that'd gone on lockdown and had 3 different agencies respond to a . . .

Wait for it. . .

Yoga mat.

[Snowman]

Two years ago, LBCC security told me the story of a different campus that'd gone on lockdown and had 3 different agencies respond to a . . .

Wait for it. . .

Yoga mat.

It was obviously a nuclear weapon.

[Chefzilla]

There's certainly nothing deadlier than a yoga mat. I swear every time I do pilates on mine, it's trying to kill me.

[Kilo]

Two years ago, LBCC security told me the story of a different campus that'd gone on lockdown and had 3 different agencies respond to a . . .

Wait for it. . .

Yoga mat.

Hahaha thats a good one!

(wait, you are joking right?)

[Minerva]

Two years ago, LBCC security told me the story of a different campus that'd gone on lockdown and had 3 different agencies respond to a . . .

Wait for it. . .

Yoga mat.

It was obviously a nuclear weapon.

I lol'd

[Mr. Technicality]

Tripods and yoga mats? Ignorant people annoy me to no end. Is it really that hard to identify an actual firearm?

[Minerva]

Tripods and yoga mats? Ignorant people annoy me to no end. Is it really that hard to identify an actual firearm?

You'd think. We did a class project when I was at Tualatin High. Carrying a tripod around earned me a nice talk by the campus security guy about the proper way to unthreateningly carry a piece of filming equipment.

[Reeko]

wow ive been gone a while, didnt know airsoft was banned in Beaverton. lol. that sucks for all you folks that live down there.