We have a system around here; you'll see it at games. There are x-many bolt rifle carriers, y-many designated marksman, and z-many haters. Unfortunately, all the hater roles are filled for the foreseeable future. You show up with a bolt to a game where the spots are filled, you either leave the bolt in the car or go the Hell home. You show up to hate on gays when all the homophobe spots are filled (read: 0/0), you either leave your inner homophobe in the car, or you go the Hell home.
Makes sense, really.
EDIT: Sorry, one last adendum: You're entering a sport that is admitted by its players to be 60% fashion show. There are fewer than 20 active women. All that testosterone getting channelled into human barbies, and you think you can avoid homosexuality? Or jokes about homosexuality? Or straight men (who are comfortable with their straightness,) faking interest? I can personally guarantee, once I figure out who you are, I'll find some guy to kiss right in front of you.
