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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Icepick » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:09 pm

Welcome to AP!

If you aren't a fan of homosexuality, then be sure to watch out for Dan the Man 137. He is also into quite a few other weird things too... I don't have the spine to say them, but be sure not to bring any pets onto the field, and be sure to NEVER say the word "Kentucky" around him.
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Ivan Daylovich™ » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:10 pm

I've spent years trying to perfect the anal bum cover, failing to do so has been my greatest regret.
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Jewish Ninja » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:43 pm

Being intolerant to gays will get you no where in life. Especially in Portland.
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Variable » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:52 pm

Just wear your IBA backwards so the groin protector protects your bum.
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Matt » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:02 pm

OGRE = Old Guys Rule Everything.

Also, fat kids in CADPAT.
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Sonic » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:12 am

Welcome, no-homo
at first I thought shooting people with BB guns was violent, cruel, and demeening to the loser.
I later found out that it is all of that and much more.
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Sir Stubby Eyre » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:10 pm

Make sure to get the tattoo "EXIT ONLY" over your crack. :shock:
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Unicorn » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:03 pm

Welcome to AP.
Quit drinking the haterade and join the fun.
Remember go with the flow and you'll do fine ;)
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Darius137 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:10 am

Airsoft actually started to get really popular stateside because Pope Nazi III declared that you get a "Gay pass" when playing airsoft or attending Tea Party rallies in 2010.
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Iron_Ogre » Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:26 pm

I'm entitled to my opinions just as much as people are entitled to their "uniqueness..." Just keep it airsoft around me and I won't have any issues, subject dropped.
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby ogrejager » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:49 pm

Awww ...he's cute. He even has the little, cute, green, FAKE ogre as his avatar. Yeah, the one with the accent.

That's so gay. :roll:
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Ivan Daylovich™ » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:54 pm

Iron_Ogre wrote:I'm entitled to my opinions just as much as people are entitled to their "uniqueness..." Just keep it airsoft around me and I won't have any issues, subject dropped.


Just because you're entitled to you opinions doesn't mean we can't mock you or point out how dumb they are.
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Orwell » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:23 am

We have a system around here; you'll see it at games. There are x-many bolt rifle carriers, y-many designated marksman, and z-many haters. Unfortunately, all the hater roles are filled for the foreseeable future. You show up with a bolt to a game where the spots are filled, you either leave the bolt in the car or go the Hell home. You show up to hate on gays when all the homophobe spots are filled (read: 0/0), you either leave your inner homophobe in the car, or you go the Hell home.

Makes sense, really.

EDIT: Sorry, one last adendum: You're entering a sport that is admitted by its players to be 60% fashion show. There are fewer than 20 active women. All that testosterone getting channelled into human barbies, and you think you can avoid homosexuality? Or jokes about homosexuality? Or straight men (who are comfortable with their straightness,) faking interest? I can personally guarantee, once I figure out who you are, I'll find some guy to kiss right in front of you. :lol:
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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby Osprey » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:21 pm

*edit* Homophobia - An extreme and irrational aversion to homosexuality and homosexual people.

Homophobia is just sad fear of a straight people being afraid of being like by gay people. Lesbians also fall under the homophobia fear, and that doesn't stop men in to liking it. 95% of men have seen lesbian porn.(correct me if I'm wrong guy's)So chances are you've watched it which will make you a Hypocrite.

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Re: Howdy, I'm new,,,

Postby TheAirsoftSaint » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:01 pm

Gay chicken any one?
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